Amazing new advertisements for MARTA
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Prospect Lefferts Gardens, Brooklyn.
“Looking for two roommates.”
“Top bunk is $500 per month, bottom bunk is $600 per month.”
It’s not impossible the best things about the book I wrote are the tagline and the parts I stole from others, but still… I wrote a book, and today it was published! Buy DEFRIENDED from your local bookstore, or from Indiebound, B&N, or Amazon.
I have not read the book itself, just the scenes where we got quoted, both because I don’t have a copy of the book yet and also it takes me forever to get around to reading a book once I get it, like there’s stuff around here I bought ages ago and every time I run across it I think “jd you had better prioritize your affairs around here or you will DIE SOMEDAY and the last thing you think before you encounter the void will be OH CHRIST JD HERE YOU ARE, ABOUT TO DIE, AND YOU NEVER GOT AROUND TO READING THAT BIOGRAPHY OF JACK ‘KID’ BERG YOU PICKED UP AT POWELL’S IN 2009, ALL IS RUIN, ALL IS RUIN NOW YOU FUTURE CORPSE, YOU.” However, I’m going out on a limb and saying go cop this book anyway, not because some Mountain Goats lyrics are in it but because “has changed her status to deceased” should totally be a thing, especially given that most people use Facebook to keep in touch with family, can you even imagine how easily you could troll every last one of your living relations just by changing your status to deceased, A+ idea in my opinion
P.S. Ruth I don’t know you but c’mon now it is 100% not possible that the best part of your book is some quoted Mountain Goats lyrics, don’t make me give you the “believe in yourself” lecture, that lecture is mad boring
get me through this night.